Rocket Punching His Way Into Your Heart!
Can you guys do me a favor

And reblog this with your favorite pun? 

thank u

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    Do I hear a potential PALadin?
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    “Where do cats go when they die? To the PURRgatory.”It works in other languages too!
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    Two peanuts walk downa street. One was assalted
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    A man from Iowa once entered a “best pun” contest. Hoping to increase his chances at winning first prize, he sent in ten...
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    Where did Mary go after the explosion?Everywhere,
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    The opposite of waterfall is a firefly
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